Tuesday, December 26, 2017

ffsshh:

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

Monday, December 11, 2017
givemyselfthecreeps:
“ Slimey the Worm and his family.
Best under-appreciated Sesame Street character.
”

givemyselfthecreeps:

Slimey the Worm and his family.

Best under-appreciated Sesame Street character.

relishboi:

relishboi:

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

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have to do everything myself

five-flats:

lollerop:

five-flats:

they should be practising

Who?

the musician reading this

gentlexnoise:
“ roses are red
cops are pigs
”

gentlexnoise:

roses are red 

cops are pigs

killtonyabbott:

the bro army could take over the US and install pewds as a tyrannical dictator yet liberals still want to cut the military budget 

Sunday, December 10, 2017

d1rtypaws:

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

kandisthenoble:

the-gayest-pathfinder:

ghost-leaf:

everythingisuncomfortable:

navigaero:

navigaero:

lgbtcinema:

OFFICIAL LOVE, SIMON (2018) TRAILER

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If you go out and support this movie I’ll personally come to your house and suck ya dick

That mom at the end really made the entire trailer worthwhile

I rly thought it was gonna b some generic ass Romeo and Juliet indie shit … I did NOT expect

jadlkjflakfjdaeia

I’m not gonna lie I was screaming in pure joy when I first saw this ad because: 

1.) the “hey we’re going to be another quirky hetero rom-com about two outsiders finding lo– NOPE fooled ya our boy here is gay!” within the first 30 seconds. 

2.) “Why is straight the default and why are gay people the only ones expected to come out?” in such a mainstream advertisement. That is such a win in my opinion because we’ve all been talking about that very thing for years in gay communities and corners of the internet but I’ve never seen it so bluntly addressed in wider cultural forums.

fuckin gud shit

norulesnobras:
“ girlmariano:
“ highschoolhottie:
“ dont-kill-the-kennedys:
“ myonlyphenomenon:
“ I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes
”
That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like
” ”
Being out in the ocean is actually so scary...

norulesnobras:

girlmariano:

highschoolhottie:

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

myonlyphenomenon:

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something.

Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

moonlandingwasfaked:
“THIS IS A REAL FUCKING AD I JUST GOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
”

moonlandingwasfaked:

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING AD I JUST GOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

metalbatteryzone:
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